When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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