Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I am naked and annoyed.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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