better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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