I understand why you refuse to be sober now
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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