i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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