She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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