how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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