Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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