shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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