Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Randomize
