it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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