He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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