You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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