Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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