i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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