Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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