My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
