What a fucking waste of an outfit
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
