so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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