I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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