at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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