Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
