so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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