"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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