what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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