More tranny stories later!
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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