Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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