The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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