Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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