He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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