these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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