PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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