Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Couch. On fire.
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