i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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