ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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