I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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