is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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