i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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