What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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