i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
