addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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