therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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