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• (613): View more from Ontario

  somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.

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• (716): View more from New York

  You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations

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• (716): View more from New York

  So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...

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  Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again

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• (281): View more from Texas

  threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.

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