Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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