No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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