i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just gargled with NyQuil
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Two words: nipple clamps
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