I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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