ugly people sure do ruin things
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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