so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
