its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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